Monday, April 19, 2010

FENN HAWK DOWN!!!

I am tired of the following questions:
1) how long did it take you to do that?
2) What do you use?
3) how do you sleep?
4) Have you ever taken anyones eye out?

but have learned this is the price that comes with a hawk so ostentatious, thank you thesaurus. In response I'M SHAVING IT ALL OFF. But when one reaches past the one foot mark one cannot simply take a pair of scissors to one's golden locks, no, no. An event must be made of it and so shall it be. On Wednesday, April 28th at Woody's, for the next Leather and Emerald I will be cutting my hair for charity. How does this help charity, other than stopping people from wanting to gouge their eyes out whenever I remove my hat, you ask? Well we'll be selling cuts, think you too could own a slice of Fenn's head.

So come down Wednesday, April 28th, at 9pm - Midnight, For another Leather and Emeralds and to bid a fond farewell to my hawk. It's all going to the MLT and TICOT charities, Youthline and PWA (respectively). And remember if no one pays up this hair ain't going anywhere but in your face.