Sunday, November 29, 2009

I WILL WEAR WHATEVER THE F*#@ I WANT

This weekend here in Toronto we had MLT (Mr Leather Toronto). First off I want to congratulate everyone who entered on doing a fine job. All the volunteers for the contest, the seminars, the roasts and the weekend overall I think did a great job, the fact that I am one of them is neither here nor there. Secondly DAVID IVEY you did a great job and he is now the youngest person to ever hold the title. congrats. His name currently comes up 3rd when you google him we'll see if we can't up that slightly.

Secondly some house cleaning. I wear gear rubber is a large part of that and I love rubber ... OBVIOUSLY! However I will not be listening to people who say because I'm MIR that I MUST wear rubber at all times when out. Some times I'm coming home from work ... yes shocking as it is I don't wear kink gear to a web development gig. I know ... I know I'm disappointed in me too (please note sarcasm may be closer than it appears in blog). And if I have a sweet pair of leather pants I will wear those with a rubber top. It's fucking called winter rubber is fun to play in but Toronto's fucking cold and even if it weren't I mix it up THAT'S WHY IT'S FUN. Some one actually told one of the MCs at MLT that he couldn't wear leather and rubber. Next it'll be no white shoes after labour day. If I wanted to care this much about fashion I'd be gay.... oh ... wait ... hmmm well still ... I don't believe in limitations of what can be worn with what.

So in conclusion I WILL WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!!!
Yours in rubber (and leather and armour, neoprene, boots, NOTHING),

Fenn

Sunday, November 22, 2009

the big upload

I have learned that google the best of the evil giant internet corporations has picasa, it's version of Flickr without the low limit flickr has. It is also really easy to build and maintain albums. So before some one shoots me, for such an obvious product placement, I'll get to the point. I have gone through all my photos which my OCD have kept well organized and put them onto the web. ENJOY
Photo Album on Picasa

Friends shouldn't watch friends ... on Xtube... much

Note this post was delayed I wanted approval from the people mentioned in it before I posted it. It's just common courtesy.

So you know that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you accidentally watch your friend in porn. I know I do and now so does my friend Carolyn. Some one had just introduced her to Xtube when while going through the favourites (I'm Canadian there's a 'u' in favourite) and happened across a friend of hers, who for the sake of anonymity may or may not, but most likely 'may', have been me. Yet in spite of this she still gave me a lift to MLO, bless her heart and now Fenn damaged eyes. Let this be a lesson to ALL of you no good came from randomly clicking videos on XTube... use the search function.

MLO itself was a good time. I will miss Calling Brendan McGovern MLO... mostly cause I haven't done that yet. He stepped down with grace and awesomeness, that's a word right? He also donated his hawk back to the MLO organization by charging 10$ a snip. I'm told the total was 560$. It has however caused people to start a bidding war on my hawk and a preliminary date of February 10th (my birthday) to be the date of my dehawkation, now I KNOW that's not a word.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Invited to do a seminar at MLO and Everything to do with sex show

I have just been invited by the current Mr Leather Ottawa (MLO I say it emlo). To give a 45 minute seminar. He says they need people like me to do it... okay his exact words were 2 people dropped out cause of the flu, but it's all about reading between the lines.

MIR 2009, I'm 2010, has invited me to co-host a rubber seminar with him at the Toronto "Everything to do with sex show". He says we are experiencing people not wanting us to present as they don't want to be thought of as freaks. *strokes foot long mohawk* why whatever could they mean.

So it begins

Well I am not one for blogging in fact I believe my exact words may have been "OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!", so clearly I've been killed and raised from the dead by voodoo or a virus created by the umbrella corporation, interestingly enough a subsidiary of Disney.

I have had quite an interesting week. I travelled to Chicago with my good friend Badwolf (obviously a pseudonym), which was our first road trip together. I met up with some great pervs, and I do believe I am part of a great group where "pervs" is considered a compliment. Although Badwolf prefers "Deviant", it's a whole thing. And I apparently won some kind of international title. Really not sure how that happened, I swear I was backstage looking for the bathroom and opened the wrong door and bam I'm on stage and since I was already there I thought what the hell.

People have been great to me I've got to say. Not that people weren't great before but sometimes I'd actually have to put effort into getting sex. Now not so much, I might want to be wary of that or I might wanna shut up and let the good times roll. Let me just weigh my options. And let the good times roll it is "NEXT!!!".

Unless your one of my stalkers feel free to come up and chat me up at any event you see me at. If I'm making out with some one at the time it may take me a while to get back to you as my lips would be busy. If I'm fucking some one however it shouldn't be so hard to carry on a conversation. If you are one of my stalkers please quit it. It was flattering but now not so much.